May 25, 2004

  • Oh the Horror, the Pain!



    All men can leave if they are so inclined. This is aThing!


    Uni-brow woman decided it was time to get waxed…before the bridal shower.  So I call my regular waxer.  Now this lady has been waxing my eyebrows for at least ten years.  I can literally just tilt my head back and not worry, plus it only cost $8.00.  So naturally I called her first.  Of course she was booked until hell freezes over, but I’m desperate so I call a new place in town.  I sit down with the ripper and explain in detail exactly what I want.  I even took a pencil and held it up like the little picture above.  The ripper is a very pleasant woman she listen to everything I say, nods once or twice, say she can do that no problem.  The ripping commences and I think man she’s taking forever.  She must just be taking her time, you know being very careful with her new client.  HAH!!  I look in the mirror and surprise!  I don’t mean I was surprised, I mean I have a permanent look of surprise.  They are over-arched, over-plucked, and one is plucked out farther than the other.  The worst part,  she ripped some skin off  my left eyelid and it is sore as hell.  So when I went to the wedding shower I had this nasty ass scab on my eyelid.  Of course it did make it extremely easy to look surprised at every present Emily opened.  A handy chopper…I’m so surprised!!  towels…surprise.  picture frame…surprise.  No that’s not a skin condition on my eyelid….the dog chewed on me while I was asleep.  And get this, with the wedding less than two weeks away there is no possibility of having normal brows.  I think I will pay extra and have them photo-shopped in….. I like these…………………………………..I mean hell, why not.  I can’t have her cheeks or lips or money, so why not steal her eyebrows. 

Comments (8)

  • Ohh crap. Maybe in two weeks they’ll be grown in enough that you can shade them in a little and they’ll look ok?  Makeup artists can do wonders…but I’m no makeup artist and even I can fix a botched up eyebrow tweezing with a brow pencil or some shadow..give it a try, practice..  Meanwhile I’ll go kick the ripper in the face for you.

  • Bummer! Maybe you can do something with an eyebrow pencil to fill in.

  • Yeah the horror indeed! I always pluck them myself.
    Yes fear… it’s a big thing that keeps you from growing. Sigh… have you read ‘Self Matters’ by good old Dr Phil? It’s a great help. Novaxxx

  • You know, I was reading another blog where this identical thing happened {eek!}.  This is why I like to pluck my own brows… hoping at least the scab will disappear before the ceremony!

    And, yes, I did get stuck in traffic behind a momma duck and her ducklings!  Hugs!

  • That has got to be the most sensible thing I’ve heard someone want that a celeb has! I’ve never gotten my brows waxed for that reason. Always afraid of the perpetually surprised look.

  • I will keep my bushy ones!

  • Half my eyebrows are brown and the other half are blonde I have to draw them in, not pluck them, but I feel for you, I really really do.

  • hey, it’s not necessarily a woman thing….

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