November 16, 2002

  • I have a stupid parakeet that Allison rescued from a lifetime in a closet with no water, I love my bird.  I have a stupid pig that Allison got from an old boyfriend(everyone think he’s a cat)  I love my “big Pig”  I had a stupid Hamster that Emily rescued from a lifetime of kickball in the school hallways, I loved my furry little baby.  She died of old age and I buried her in the pet cemetary.  I have mama cat that I rescued from a lifetime of whoring on the streets.  I adopted her and her three bastard babies.  I love my ho cat. Hmmmm anyone see a pattern here?

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