July 21, 2005

• We went to a birthday party/bbq held at Soldiers Lake.  A biker buddy turned the big 4-0.  Being the thoughtful gal I am I picked up a card with a couple of cute chicks on the front, that being what most biker guys turning 40 want.

  
  

    Before he opened it I told him, “I got you a couple of cute chicks”, and he said “damn I really wanted Russians”  This is me.    oh!    Czechs!  damn language barrier! 

  
  

  Then we all ate, drank and generally got merry.

  
  

  They call the guy in the red shirt hamster.  Of course having an incredibly twisted mind I ragged on him quite a bit right from the start.  Later on after I had a “few” he’s telling me how he was at the bahnhof and saw an incredibly hot girl with pants way down on her hips and her thong pulled high.  And how he tried to get his camera out and get a picture of her ass before she got away.  I looked at him and said “You are such a Perv. You just wanted to print it out and do God knows what.”  Mike proceeded to snort beer out of his nose and Justin laughed so hard he fell off the picnic table.  Bear is choking and trying to get away before he dies laughing and the “hamster” says all innocent “What?”    They told me a few days later that he really is a perv and I have good instincts for picking up on it 5 min after meeting him.  God, men can be incredibly dense.  All you have to do is look at the guy and you can tell he’s a perv.   Opening his mouth just confirmed it.

  
  

  A face only a mama could love.  Or a Harley rider.  So of course at this particular party he was very well loved.  He was rescued many years ago from the asswipe that made him lose his eye in a gruesome bit of abuse.  (sometimes I hate people) Now he’s a happy rider with a good life, and he still has the sweetest disposition.  What a face, classic!

  
  

  The kissing bandit!  Every time I turned around there he was, smooch, smooch.  At one point I thought to myself “Bear is gonna kill me all this smooching”  But then I noticed that he is an equal opportunity smoocher and Bear got just as many as I did.  So if I have a new boyfriend then so does he!  And yeah, the bandit did have one to many long before we got there. 

  
  

   

  
  

  All for now, next post the Volkswagen show in Nuremberg.  It’s this coming Sat and will be held in the same stadium Hitler held his infamous Nuremberg rally’s.  I’m sure the platypus is already getting jealous of my opportunity to see thousands of bugs.  I promise many pictures.    

  
  

   

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