January 9, 2003
-
This is not random
If I say call me and you think to yourself…you know I really should call her and find out what’s been going on in her life since I haven’t heard from her…if you think this…even for a nano second…then pick up the phone and call me. Or come over.
I haven’t been able to get near the computer since bfore Christmas, so I’m too far behind to update now…however I have been thinking on and off about the little difference of opinion a co-worker and I had…let’s see what my one faithful reader thinks.
First the setup: Chuckles, as I will call him to protect his anon status…is a self-confessed whore. He will go to bed with anything that moves and is willing. Now he admits this freely, so I’m not dissing him behind his back…YET! He also, is a 38 yr. old with glasses and a mullet. Did I mention the little pot belly? Not your typical chick magnet. However, he does have a great personality, so he’s alot of fun to be around because if he’s not laughing, he’s making you laugh. I am the first to admit that can be appealing.
Now for me: I’m 4 yrs. older than he is, my hair and figure are better though. I, too wear glasses, but not outdated ones like his. (So I should get bonus points for that) I still have guys try to pick me up…even though I’ve got a huge gold band on my left hand. My kids tell me I have a great smile and beautiful hair. If you can’t trust your kids…no don’t answer that. Leave me with some illusions
Here’s the argument…
Chuckles claims that in a 24 hour period of time he could get randomly laid more than I could. I say any woman could get laid more than any guy just because she’s female. Or as a friend put it “A guy has to talk his way into bed…a girl has to get into bed.” Who’s right and who has the mullet?
I can’t believe I forgot all about this…I QUIT SMOKING!!! Of course it’s only been one week but hey..kudos to me for not having ran over anyone, or beat the crap out of random idiots. I haven’t even ate the wallpaper yet…of course i’ve eaten everything else so maybe that’s next. Okay, I admit I have been a tad cranky and irritable. In my own defence I must point out again…I have not beat the crap out of anyone. Threats don’t count do they??
Comments (5)
i agree with em.. and i do think that you could get laid many more times than ummm… “chuckles” in a twenty four hour time period. see because you have the bonuses of 1) you are female, and i do agree with above quote. 2) you have just as great personality as ‘chuckles’ in fact, better and 3) you are a hottie, just ask anybody. so the xanga consensis is!… You are a MILF(mom i’d like to fuck, not me personally because that would be gross but i think that any guy would think so in fact i have heard it said more than once) and ‘chuckles’ has a outdated mullet… (not that i dont like chuckles, i just wouldn’t fuck him…)
i’ve heard that there are two things to look for in a women’s beauty, what she looks like without makeup, and what their mom’s look like. i agree with squeaky.